I often write down things people say. They are not thought-provoking, they are not inspiring. They make me laugh.
Megan: "Holy hippopotamus!"
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Brittany: "She'll kick you with her toe."
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Matt: "Stop footsie-ing me!"
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Susannah: "Yeah...I get my kicks from strangers."
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Jason: "Partyin' in the dead zone."
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Rachel: "I needed to see what was behind door number 1."
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Brittany: "He keeps doing that and I want to say I DON'T SPEAK SIGN LANGUAGE!"
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Kyra: "I would be a trophy wife in a second."
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Jason: "You fiend!"
Matt: "You were called a fiend."
Susannah: "I know, I kinda liked it."
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Brittany: "In that bathroom is something I haven't seen since I was two."
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Celeste: "Don't kick me there!"
Brittany: "Don't bite Susannah when she's telling a story!"
Celeste: "I had to!"
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Rachel: "Blocks don't make good fans."
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Brittany: "We got cuted by the bishopric."
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Kyra: "I'm the only Who in my family."
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Hannah: "I call her Trash. Trash is short for Veronica."
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Mer: "She can't show me her tailbone."
Ben: "Because I'm here?"
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Mer: "Your tailbone is not in your uterus."
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Sus: "I want a baked potato and my bed."
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"You killed Santa!"
"I love candy corn. You are like my drug dealer."
"Your mom looks like a squirrel."
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Brittany: "I mean, how many people have been baptized for Elvis?"
Danny: "I have twice...love that man."
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Celeste: "I don't really care about stuff, is that horrible?"
Brittany: "I care about stuff."
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Danny: "I like my calves."
Susannah: "Are they your favorite muscle?"
Danny: "Mwahaha haha haha mwahaha ha haha mwahaha."
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Susannah: "How many times are you going to say Patrick Warburton?"
Celeste: "70."
Brittany: "You have a little ways to go."
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Celeste: "Celebrities follow her tweets."
Danny: "Michael Jackson?"
Brittany: "He's dead."
Celeste: "It's too soon!"
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Texts I have locked on my phone
(Some are thoroughly out of context, some wouldn't even make sense in context, some just make me smile)
Matt: Walking home and avoiding the sprinklers was like real-life Mario.
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Meridith: "Large" is relative anyway...for a giant.
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Aaron: Go Susannah, go Susannah; cut the hair, cut the hair
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Chris: Rats, I dropped my PopTart.
Susie: Haha, locked.
Chris: What? What? That wasn't funny! Unlock sesame! Slide to unlock! Bwoop bwoop car remote!
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Matt: If Kevin is dead, shoot him again just in case.
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Chris: I need a girl!
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Caroline: Gouda cheese is calling for you. He is saying "Come and get me! You know you want me!" too bad there isn't actually any Gouda cheese here for you.
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Dad: I love you, Susannah.
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Aaron: I still have a hickey on my neck.
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Susie: Are you going?
Chris: Not sure yet. Gotta love indecisiveness.
Susie: You need a Magic 8 Ball app.
Chris: Then I'd have to analyze the result and that would make me even more indecisive.
Susie: So then there's no hope, eh? Doomed to a life of indecisiveness because you won't take life direction from a Mattel toy.
Chris: Yep.
Susie: Probably wise; if I did everything my Barbie suggested I'd be a lifeguard ballerina school teacher astronaut. And then I'd really have no time for a social life!
Chris: Hahahahahahahaha! Love it!
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Deborah: P.S. I love you?
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Brittany: I just totally had a you moment because I didn't realize I was on a date until I was on it.
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Chris: Girl geeks are hot.
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Susannah: I ate cilantro and mentally chased you around with my cilantro-y fingers.
Meridith: Hahaha I am mentally shrieking with fake fright and running in circles away from you.
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