Today I learned that if you order enough at McDonalds they will not only put it in a large box for you, but carry that box to your car and arrange it on your seat.
I had three guys clambering over each other to help me with my order. One guy carried my drinks to my car while another carried the box. -- Though I could have done both myself. What's the point of having linebacker shoulders if not to use them for such box-carrying endeavors?
(I was being the go-for at the office, I had orders for Leslie, Mark, Julie, Irma, and Jayar.)