Oh no

My mother has picked out a guy she wants me to meet. My dad pulled out a picture of him. They have invited him and his roommates over for lunch tomorrow.

Uhhhhh...

I said that I hoped they weren't planning on me actually being in the room. Ha! My dad says not only do I have to be in the room but I also have to speak to the man and get this, ASK HIM QUESTIONS! Uh, what about me screams "I'd like to hold a conversation with a stranger whom you've already chosen a wedding date for us."?! NOTHING, I tell you. Not one thing.

My dad says I have to talk to him and "show [my] cute personality" and that I will surely "bowl him over." Oh my.

I asked my mom how old he was and when she said 24 I told her "Sorry, he's too young for me." Haha! I told her I go from "26-39 years-old" She said that she decided I go for the "safe guys" by talking about a guy who is 39 rather than paying attention to the guys around my age.