Tuesday, May 30, 2006

What would a workday be like without my best friend at an IMs length?

Sarah C. says:
Who is she?
Susannah says:
Jayars new assistant
Susannah says:
She asked who usually writes the explanation letters, I said I did when Jayar didnt have time. Meanwhile I found out the letter might not be for the client she thought it was
Susannah says:
When Jayar came in she asked him to write the letter, I interjected and told about how I found it may be a different client
Susannah says:
So I said, "So I will call JoAnne today and find out for sure." I needed to call JoAnne anyway about a different file, so it would be perfect.
Susannah says:
So I'm finishing up the project I was working on, and not more than 7 minutes after telling Jayar I will find out that little chicadee got on the phone and I hear, "Umm, JoAnne, this is Irma in Jayars office..."
Susannah says:
Uhhhhhh
Susannah says:
I mean, she does her job well but then she turns around and does mine REPEATEDLY
Susannah says:
makes me look like such an idiot. annoys me to no end.
Sarah C. says:
Irma?
Sarah C. says:
Her name is IRMA?
Sarah C. says:
ha ha ha ha
Susannah says:
Yeah, oh my
Sarah C. says:
That kills me

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Susannah says:
Sweet honk, TheNewChick kept telling Jayar the number I had given her was wrong, making me look stupid; so I had to run around the building trying to find the correct number--only to find out that I was RIGHT and she misdialed the stupid number 4 times.
Sarah C. says:
Is it just me or does Katie Holmes look like she gets beaten on a regular basis?
Susannah says:
oh indeed
Sarah C. says:
p.s. that is annoying about that girl

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Sarah C. says:
I'm so exhausted I could just DIE!
Susannah says:
Me tooooo
Susannah says:
I was up late --get this-- cleaning my room
Susannah says:
I watched Conan while making my bed.
Susannah says:
it was a long night
Susannah says:
I bought little foam letters in lime, pink, and pale yellow that spell out S-U-E, but I made a semiwitty comment to the cashier at WalMart, informing her it was to spell USE.
Susannah says:
I put them on my little wall that goes up from the indent, right as you walk in the room, on the right.
Susannah says:
well, they're not all that little, actually. Like 7-10 inches tall.
Sarah C. says:
Ewww...cute.

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Sarah C. says:
I want you to know that 2, count them one-two, of the loves of my life are in the computer lab across from my office. So close, yet so far.
Susannah says:
hahahaha
Susannah says:
Let it be known that my entire plan for the evening is centered around tater tots and a Nora Ephron film.
Sarah C. says:
Let is be known that my entire evening is centered around watching the hands on the clock move around until they reach a reasonable hour for me to retire.
Susannah says:
ah yes, yes

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Susannah says:
Oh my. It has no end.
Susannah says:
Jayar just asked me for more letter size paper
Susannah says:
and Irma grabbed my keys and went to get some
Susannah says:
OH MY
Susannah says:
(its in a room down the hall, in a cabinet)
Sarah C. says:
Is that a joke?
Sarah C. says:
He specifically asked you to do it?
Susannah says:
Yeah, he said, "Susannah, do you have more letter paper?" I handed him all I had and he said, "Can you get me some more?" I said, "Yeah, I'll do that right now." And she reached for my keys.

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Sarah C. says:
Did she even ask for your keys or did she reach? I HATE it when people reach.
Susannah says:
She reached, so I was like...uhhh...They werent where I normally keep them, so I got them out of my purse for her. I'm not gonna stage a smackdown because she wants to get paper--It just annoys me that she did it in the first place. The principle of the thing.
Sarah C. says:
You should not give them to her!
Sarah C. says:
I would smack her in the face

1 comment:

Travis Butterfield said...

I like how you post snippits of your instant message conversations. I've never had a conversation intrestring [sic] enough to do that. Maybe one day I can save up a lot of pithy things to say, say them in Instant Message format, and then post it. That would be a banner day, I tell you. A BANNER DAY. I look forward to it with such longing and anticipation. Oh, let it happen sooner than later . . .