Let's continue this trend of transcribed conversation, shall we? Today's installment involves myself and my 27-year-old brother, Clarke. (You're 27, right? 1978, right?) Clarke calls me Hannasus because it is Susannah backward. Ekralc just doesn't have quite the same ring, so I call him Clarkeee.
Clarke: hey hannasus
Clarke: this is my star wars name
Clarke: Claja Mapro Namsaturn of Advil
Susannah: I did that one once...My name is Susja Mapro Namvolkswagon of Prozac
Clarke: ha ha ha
Clarke: Namvolkswagon of Prozac huh.....sounds like one messed up planet
Susannah: Hahaha
Susannah: Indeed
Clarke: so what time is it there?
Clarke: it's like 11:24 here
Susannah: 10:22
Clarke: we are on daylight savings here starting yesterday
Susannah: same here, we're not Arizona
Clarke: how come it is 10:22 there
Susannah: because we are an hour earlier than you
Susannah: Just like we were the day before yesterday
Clarke: oh ya....and it looks like from my calculations we are 62 mins off from each others clocks
Clarke: 'as I push my nerd glasses up close to my nose'
Susannah: ahaha
Clarke: want a new computer?
Clarke: lets get you one
Susannah: yes
Clarke: how much can you spend?
Susannah: Uh...30 bucks
Susannah: hahahaha
Susannah: I want to get a laptop, eventually
Susannah: But I cant save moolah ...like ever
Clarke: ok...here is the deal
Clarke: i'll help you get one
Clarke: but you have to sell me your soul...
Clarke: and your voice
Clarke: ahhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhhh
Susannah: Hahaha, sounds like a deal, as I have enough body language to get me by
Clarke: ariel
Clarke: I know ways to get you one
Clarke: what do you want?
Clarke: powerbook or ibook?
Susannah: Hmmmm
Susannah: Good question
Clarke: or macbook pro with a built in isight
Susannah: In a perfect world I want a Strawberry iBook with the power of a Powerbook
Clarke: those kick butt
Clarke: not those
Clarke: the macbook pro
Susannah: Thats what I hear
Susannah: Can you still get Strawberry iBooks?
Clarke: let me check
Susannah: I'd definitely want to pimp it out, of course. But I want the pink.
Clarke: hmmmm
Susannah: Or Tangerine
Clarke: http://store.apple.com/Apple/WebObjects/ukstore?productLearnMore=TC572
Clarke: ok this is what we will do
Clarke: get an ibook
Clarke: with a pink case
Clarke: like this
Clarke: then we will be able to pimp it out
Clarke: the gutz
Susannah: Pink case is not as cool as pink casING.
Clarke: I know I know...but come on sue.....you don't want molassas screen redraw
Clarke: or slow poke ville internet
Clarke: or rollie pollie ollie spinning wheel
Clarke: come on......you want firewire don't you
Clarke: and a cd and dvd burner
Susannah: But I want a sexy computer, really. The innerds aren't as important. I AM SHALLOW HERE, CLARKEEE, WHEN IT COMES TO MY COMPUTER.
Clarke: ok you stick with me and we'll get er dun
Susannah: haha
Susannah: can't we find a strawberry one on ebay and add memory and stuff?
Clarke: nah
Clarke: they are way too old
Clarke: we should just repaint a new one
Clarke: and really pimp it out
Susannah: repaint, gosh
Clarke: we could do it sweet
Clarke: i'm stoked
Susannah: I want you to consider this a personal challenge: find me a strawberry or tangerine ibook that I can pimp out. :-D
Clarke: ok sue.....look we can get one of those old ones
Clarke: but lets weigh it out a bit
Clarke: do you know what would be so rad
Clarke: a new ibook
Susannah: The Cutenss Factor is high with me. Yo.
Clarke: with pink car paint
Clarke: and decals
Susannah: Gag
Clarke: of n'sync
Susannah: I'm not some 12-year-old with Bling stickers.
Clarke: it will be nice and shiney
Clarke: and FAST
Clarke: emphasis on FAST
Clarke: then we will glitter it up a bit too
Susannah: What would be the difficulty factor on pimping out an old one?
Clarke: ok here is the skinny
Clarke: those i books had g3 processors
Clarke: so you wouldn't really get anything faster than a slow old imac
Clarke: then....the operating system would have to be the old os 9
Susannah: Cant we just use the casing of an old one and add the system of a newish one?
Clarke: and it would be CLUNKLY
Clarke: that is like doing heart surgery
Clarke: laptops are stuffed full
Susannah: Adding a new heart to a SEXY body
Clarke: not like desktops
Clarke: the whole kitten cooboodle is different
Clarke: we could really make a new one screeeam
Clarke: are you on board?
Susannah: That was such a Jerry statement, Kitten cooboodle.
Clarke: that is true
Clarke: we are hanging out right now
Clarke: Susannah ok here it is
Clarke: the new ibooks are comming out next month
Clarke: they have built in isights
Clarke: and kick bootie fast
Clarke: we could then Pimp that one out
Clarke: glitter, pink paint the whole rig-a-ma-schmick
Susannah: Hahahaha
Clarke: it would ROXK
Clarke: this is what you should do
Clarke: pay me $50 a month
Clarke: for 2 years
Clarke: and the day they come out
Susannah: HAHAHAHA
Clarke: i'll buy it
Clarke: and you can just pay me as you go
Susannah: Like either of us are in a position to throw around thousands of dollars?
Clarke: it will be around $900
Susannah: Let me remind you: you are having a child this week. Dem tings are expensive
Clarke: thats why you start paying me May 1st
Susannah: Hahaha
Clarke: [address]
Clarke: that way you treat it like a bill
Clarke: and you won't have to save
Susannah: Or I could pay myself in a separate account, and save the hassle of the middleman ;-)
Clarke: oh ya right......we both know that the minute any "cute" clothes go on sale at say....the chunky store.....that money is gone
Clarke: don't deny it
Susannah: Or heck, I should just give the money to Meridith, as she is the student in the family. Student discounts, baby
Clarke: you are missing my point
Clarke: I could buy you one
Clarke: then you could pay me back
Clarke: it works just like a credit card
Susannah: Ah, but Mer could get it cheaper
Clarke: in fact.....i'll make you a credit card with my face on it
Susannah: And she wouldn't give me grief about owing her money ;-)
Susannah: Hahaha
Clarke: called a Clavisa
Susannah: haha
Clarke: and then.....I will have your soul
Susannah: it's not going for much these days
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Susannah: My roommate used the end of a butterknife to push the buttons on the microwave last night. Its like those people who use utensils on candybars--you just kinda stare at them and think HUH?
Susannah: "There are easier ways of going about this, Sir!" My brain yells.
Susannah: Even though my roommate is female she gets the name Sir, as it adds more hilarity to the thought.
Clarkeee times 4
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