So we have decided to transcribe our conversation. Two things to know are that Emma Kate is 5-years-old and is so incredibly...ditsy? Not really ditsy, just doesn't pay attention to whats going on. She is hilarious.
Emma: "Do you know what my friend Neelie says? She says, 'She say yes'and 'she say no'...I mean, what's wrong with her?"
Susie: "Did you just snort?"
Emma: "No. [giggles] 'Cause I snort when I laugh. Caroline is still not awake."
Susie: [starts singing]
Emma: "WRITE THAT! WRITE THAT YOU ARE SINGING!"
Susie: "Ok, fine."
Emma: "I forgot, Garren is Neelie's brother. He says, 'that's not how you say it.'"
Susie: "Karen?"
Emma: "Garren. How do you move down?"
Susie: "I push the arrow button."
Emma: "Where is it?" [belches loudly]
Susie: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA."
Emma: "I burped. You should write that on your blog for Mommy."
Susie: "For your Mommy to read?"
Emma: "Duhhhh...we don't have enough room now. Oh, there's something to make it have enough room?"
Susie: "We can have as much room as we want."
Emma: "Oh. Where is that arrow button? Oh, I forgot! I packed my lipstick. I'm putting lipstick on."
Susie: "When?"
Emma: "I'm putting my lipstick on." [climbs off my lap]
Susie: "Nooooooo."
Emma: "You are making me hot." [pushes me over, puts her feet up on the arm of the couch]
Susie: "Lounging? Ya comfy? ...So do you have a boyfriend?"
Emma: "No, but Caroline does. Daniel. Daniel is her boyfriend. Daniel is Caroline boyfriend. She says in my ear 'Daniel is my boyfriend.' She says that IN MY EAR."
Susie: "But she gets mad when you say it outloud?"
Emma: "Yeah. ...and you...then we figure out some more stuff, alright? And...we better..."
Susie: "You fallin' asleep?"
Emma: "I'm just tired of sitting up."
Susie: "Can I switch you places then? 'Cause you totally took my spot."
Emma: "What happened on your chin? Right here. What happened? Right here, on your chin. Auntie, what happened right here?"
Susie: "It's a zit, thanks for bringing it up."
Emma: "Okay...uh...lemme think of somethin..."
Susie: "Do you like these pictures?"
Emma: "Yeah, can you click on them? Why? You have big lips. But you have big lips more when you have lipstick. Like this."
Susie: "Don't fall asleep on me, Chica."
Emma: "I'm not tired."
Susie: "You're not tired? Thats why you're closing your eyes and starting to mumble?"
Emma: "I'm blinking."
Susie: "HAHAHAHAHAAA."
Emma: "Are you writing that down? Hey. Hmmmm."
Susie: "What happened in your dream?"
Emma: "There was, there was, there was, I don't remember. Oh yeah! There was a clock that turns people into clocks and they can go little and the faces are the hands."
Susie: "The faces are the hands?"
Emma: "Yeah, it goes like du du du du du, around. It looks just like your clock, right there. Then the monster, then monster..."
Susie: "Then the monster?"
Emma: "Uhhuh. He tried to take it and he turned into a clock. He did, turned into a clock. And that was it, that was my dream."
[She yawns, but I catch her so she quickly turns it into a funky facial contortion, as she is adamant about not being sleepy.]
Emma: "It is comfy on here, on you. Your couch is comfy."
Susie: "What was your dream about NCIS?"
Emma: "Oh yeah! Remember? Oh...I don't remember."
Susie: "Hahaha."
Emma: "What are you laughing about? Why are you writing, why are you laughing about? Auntie, why are you laughing?"
Susie: "Because you crack me up. Weren't you in a cave with Sean [Murray, who plays Agent McGee on NCIS]? You were telling me about it the other day."
Emma: "Hmm, I don't remember it."
[We both start making faces at each other. I totally win that little battle.]
Susie: "Hahaha. You crack me up."
[Emma starts tapping her bottom lip with her pointer finger, in an attempt to remember her NCIS dream.]
Susie: "Emma Kathryne, you are mumbling incoherently."
Emma: "Wha? Your couch is comfy. Your couch is comfy. Your couch is com..."
Susie: "Are you stealing my blanket? Did you think I wouldn't notice? ...as it slowly slides off of my legs and into your little arms. Hahaha. So are we done here? Do you have anything else to add? Uh...You are sitting on my Cheetos again, Emma Kate."
Emma: "Oh...he he he. I'm going to the zoo, but thats not funny."
Susie: "On the contrary, I found that statement quite funny."
Emma dancing at El Pollo Loco
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