"I just had the best Twix ever made, and if you give me a quarter I can have another one." -Jayar

Everyone I work with is dumb. Dumb. (Dummbe, for Barbra Streisand eh, Liz?)

Dorkhead had page after page of addresses, formatted as labels, which he was cutting out one by one. He proclaimed, "Why didn't they put these on sticky paper?!" I said, "Uh...why don't you just Xerox it onto label paper?" He looked at me like I was speaking gibberish. He finally said, "I didn't know you could do that." I was dumbfounded. Maybe I am just a mean person, but come on. It is really hard for me to not openly mock people like this. I said, "It just takes a little out of the box thinking." Bwa ha ha. He was like, "I just didn't know that was possible." Oh. My. Heavens.
I took his remaining papers and Xeroxed them onto his label paper. While I was doing this he asked, "Did you used to work at Kinkos? Or like Office Max?" what the? I told him that no, I have never worked there. He asked how I could know this kind of stuff then.

I ask you, am I just plain geeky to know these things? I mean, I know I am more nerdy than some others, but some things are just common freaking sense.

...he also was confused as to how to close out his email because "there is all this information up here." I said, "Uh...that's an ad banner."

Dumb. Each and every single one, I tell you.