"If I come back in the next life I don't wanna be a triangle." -Aliesha

I worked with The Honeyman today, which was a lot of fun. He would laugh at me every time I strategically placed myself in a spot to inconspicuously stare at My Nextel Boyfriend (in the kiosk outside our door.) The four & half hours went by a lot faster than usual with someone to talk to; that was lovely.

I think My Nextel Boyfriend is fully aware of his title by this point. He has caught me staring far too many times for any of it to be coincidental. It's a shame, really, because I will now have to find a new work boyfriend. Blast; he was so convenient!


The Honeyman: "You should buy a Moshi pillow to sleep with. You can put it under your neck or whatever, but I just love to hold it--it's so squishy!!!"
Susannah: "And you wonder why I like chubby boys."


I went to the big UVSC dance with Danielle, Ellie, The Honeyman, Felesha, and A.J. Much like last time, I didn't know the majority of the songs, I can't dance worth crapola (and when I do dance it's met with looks of shock, haha), and there are some severe slim pickin's around here--holy crapola, everyone is really short!

Ok, so I really brought it upon myself--wearing sexy heels and thus becoming over 6'2"--but come on! they are cute shoes!

Honeyman didn't mention any ogle-worthy girls, I don't know if that was because of a lack of them or because of the eye-rolling he knew he'd get from me. ;) But there was one guy I dubbed "Boyfriend" (though Danielle says he looks like a Steve, haha.) He is probably between 23-25, about 6'4", around 240 lbs, spiky short brown hair, blue jeans, and chocolate-brown polo shirt with white shirt underneath. (Meow!) He passed by us many times, and I talked about him as if I actually knew him. ("Boyfriend is dancing with some trampy blonde--what a jerk!?!") Boyfriend made the night interesting.

I could tell it really wasn't my scene (ok, way before this too, but...yeah) when I was annoyed at not knowing any of the songs when suddenly I got really excited because Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic Planetary" started (it turned out to be just the backround to some hiphop, but oh well.)


All in all, an interesting day--and my feet kill.