Monday:
Hit snooze about seven times. Walked into a wall. Cut my knuckle while doing a haircut. Fell asleep watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Tuesday:
Hit snooze about four times. Walked into a door frame. Cut the underside of my pointer finger. Fell asleep watching The Rocketeer.
Wednesday:
Slept through my alarm. Smacked my head on car door frame. Cut my pinkie (how did THAT happen?!) Fell asleep watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Thursday:
Realized I didn't set an alarm. Fell down the stairs. Five minutes late for work. Ripped fingernail past the nailbed. Fell asleep watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Friday:
Hit snooze twice. Walked into a door frame. Cut open the scab on my knuckle while doing a haircut. Fell asleep watching The Fifth Element.
Saturday, November 06, 2010
Snooze button
I've seriously considered trying to write up my daily happenings rather than trying to post stories. I considered it right up until I realized they would look like this:
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3 comments:
Haha, watch out for those door frames! I would say stop using sharp objects but that's kind of essential for your job...oh, your poor fingers :)
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I find this kind of post thoroughly entertaining. Is that bad?
Elizabeth, I laughed out loud too, especially when I got to "fell down the stairs." Oh silly.
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