pizza phone

* ringtone -- 'haha! you have a stalker; you have a stalker; I don't, you do; you're gonna die, I can sleep at night' *

Susie: "Hola. Como ista?"
Caroline: "Hey, Auntie, Luke wants to talk to you."
Susie: "Ok. Hey Lukie!"
Lukie: "Hi, Auntie. What are you doing?"
Susie: "Talking to you?"
Lukie: "You are on your phone?"
Susie: "Yes, are you?"
Lukie: "Yes. What are you doing?"
Susie: "Eating pizza."
Lukie: "YOU ARE EATING PIZZA?"
Susie: "Hahaha, yeah. Do you want me to bring stuff to make pizzas over to your house?"
Lukie: "YEAH. Daddy, Auntie is stuff to bring pizzas! TO OUR HOUSE!"
Susie: "Haha. If thats what he wants you to have for dinner."
Lukie: "You are talking on your phone and eating pizza? Do you have pizza on your phone? DO YOU HAVE A PIZZA PHONE?"
Susie: "Hahaha. I don't have any pizza phones that I know of, dude."
Lukie: "Caroline grew a mustache."
Susie: "Tell your sister she has hormone issues."
Lukie: "NO! hahahahahahahaa."
Susie: "Aw, come on, it'll be hilarious."
Lukie: "What did you say, Auntie? What do I tell her?"
Susie: "Say 'Sissy, you have hormone issues.'"
Lukie: "Hahaha, ok! SISSY, you have horn-mone shoes!"
Susie: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA."
Lukie: "Hahaha. Caroline has horn-mone blah blah blah."
Susie: "You're a riot, Luke."
Lukie: "Ok, goodbye Auntie."
Susie: "I'll bring the pizza stuff to your house in a little while. See ya."
Lukie: "WAIT, I still want to talk to you on this phone, Auntie!"
Susie: "I thought you were hanging up on me...?"
Lukie: "Oh. Ok, I'm going to hang up this phone on you, Auntie."
Susie: "Ok."
Lukie: "Ok. I love you, Auntie."
Susie: "Love you too, little dude."
Lukie: "Ok, bye."

*click*
* immediately rings again -- 'haha! you have a stalker; you have a stalker; I don't, you do; you're gonna die, I can sleep at night' *

Susie: "Hola. Como ista?"
Caroline: "Hey, Auntie. How do you publish this to your blog?"
Susie: "Quite a different conversation than the one with your brother."
Caroline: "Why?"
Susie: "He asked if I have a pizza phone. You want an HTML code."
Caroline: "Hahaha."