Thursday, March 20, 2008

Overheard in the Salon, pt 2

Tracy "Hey, will you watch the floor while I smoke?" [keep an eye on the salon]
Jamie: "Yeah, I'll be right there."
Rachel: "Can I go with her?"
Jamie: "You just got back!"
Rachel: "...is that a yes or a no?"
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Rachel: "I was babysitting my sisters kids, so I was going through her drawers. She cut her old jeans into a thong...a denim thong!"
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Jamie: "I don't know...I'll think about it."
Rachel: "Come on, be a BA."
Everyone: "What's a BA?"
Rachel: "Bad A."
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Jamie: "I need you to do something today."
Rachel: "I don't want to do anything today. I have Senioritis."
Jamie: "YOU CAN'T HAVE SENIORITIS FOR A YEAR!"
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Jamie: "He was a freak. He was like, 'we could be brother and sister' and I was like OH NO WE COULDN'T."
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Sharon: "You went from Brown to Smith? That's horrible!"
Jamie: "Yeah, the first guy with a common name I married."
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Jamie: "No black girl is coming to you. She's gonna take one look at whitey and go 'Nuh uh.'"
Tana: "I had a black client once."
Jamie: "Ha, once. Has she ever come back?"
Tana: "Every week ...not to me, though."
Everyone: "Hahahahaa."
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Jamie: "I would never say medulla."
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Lindsey: "I want to look like a hooker at my wedding. With huge hair and tons of makeup. And my bridesmaids will look like strippers in their little dresses."
Susannah: "Hahaha, and other things I could say if I wanted to give my mother a heart attack."
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Rachel: "I pierced my own tongue webbing--the webbing thing under your tongue. I just had a barbell in there. But my mom hated it, she said if I took it out she'd take me to get my nipples pierced. So I did. I was 15."
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Susannah: "I have never seen anyone pull out floss from their purse and use it in the middle of a conversation. I mean...no offense...merely observational.
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Sharon: "Until you are behind that counter with that green apron on, you have no idea." [on working at Starbucks]
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Gina: "Some people just have naturally good hygiene."
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Sharon: "That **** got on my wrong side and I ran and squealed like a little pig."
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Gina: "It's cold in here!"
Jamie: "You can [points to thermostat] tell it to stop that."
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Jamie: "What will happen if you put perm solution on hair containing metallic salts?"
Susannah: "It will break, it will MELT!"
Everyone: "It will break off."
Tana: "It will EXPLODE."
Jamie: "Explode? That'd be cool."
Tana: "Bust out the marshmallows."

3 comments:

Overheard in the Ward said...

How could I not rip these off for overheard?? Swiped.

rj.

Susannah said...

It makes me laugh when you swipe things for overheard when they are not anywhere near a ward, hahaha.

Overheard in the Ward said...

better than making them up... and I've NEVER done that [wink]

rj.