it sounded better than "apple slices"

Caroline: "Hey Auntie, what is 'six foot four brunette green ice'?"
Susannah: "Eyes. Attractive men."
Caroline: "What?! Why did you put it on the menu?"
Susannah: "Mwa ha ha."

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Emma Kate: "Hey Auntie, what is red, white, and blue all over?"
Susannah: "I don't know, what?"
Emma Kate: "A newspaper!"
Susannah: "Uh...black, white, and read all over?"
Emma Kate: "...Oh yeah."