Devotion to the craft

Michelle says: i just read that you got a bald spot...how terrible
Susannah says: Well, I can either be depressed about it and weep or I can laugh about it and tell people to feel my stubble. I went through the former so I'm trying to stick with the latter
Michelle says: hahahhaha
Michelle says: that's hilarious
Michelle says: are you going to post a picture of the stubble?
Susannah says: I took quite a few pictures, but they were with my phone so they are crappy. It has sice grown out quite a bit...not sure how well it will show up. But I probably will still try, haha
Michelle says: hehehe
Michelle says: is it fuzzy?
Susannah says: It is about 3 1/2 weeks unshaved legs length...not so much fuzzy as long and prickly
Michelle says: hahahaha
Michelle says: you are so funny
Michelle says: it is ridiculous
Susannah says: haha oh my
Susannah says: Now...did you do law school? is that what you were doing back east?
Michelle says: yes i am still in law school until may
Michelle says: grrr
Susannah says: Then you're taking the bar and becoming Perry Mason?
Michelle says: Yep!
Michelle says: Perry Masonette
Susannah says: Perri Masonette
Michelle says: oui
Michelle says: hehehe
Susannah says: dotted with a heart, of course
Michelle says: absolutely
Susannah says: Ooo, thats so cool. I'm gonna be a spy. Thats what I decided. Use my stalking skills for awesome instead of just good. I'll be your Paul Drake. Hmmm, Polly Drake.
Michelle says: hahaha
Michelle says: YES! I love it.
Michelle says: You're hired.
Susannah says: WOOT!
Michelle says: You'd be the best PI in the nation!
Susannah says: Nation? I'm pretty sure my stalking skills are renowned internationally.
Michelle says: OH snap
Michelle says: good point
Susannah says: I mean, I know the annual property tax for MyFormerBoyfriendMike. That is devotion to the craft.
Michelle says: hahahahahaha
Michelle says: yes indeed it is
Michelle says: i love it
Michelle says: but try and top this!
Michelle says: I can look up the criminal record of any person in the country! EEK!
Susannah says: Ah, that is abusing your position. ...unless you share the wealth, of course.
Michelle says: hehehe
Michelle says: I would if i could
Michelle says: but alas, I cannot
Susannah says: Now that is a power I truly envy.
Michelle says: if someone was born in 1978 how old are they
Michelle says: 28
Michelle says: i did the math and it hurt
Susannah says: Hahahaha, I was pulling up my calculator
Michelle says: hehehe
Susannah says: Last night I couldn't remember my age so I was trying to do the math and I COULDN'T!
Michelle says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Susannah says: How hard is it to minus 1984 from 2006?
Michelle says: that's hilarious beyond measure
Michelle says: 22
Michelle says: am i right?
Susannah says: I was doing it out loud in my car; then BUST UP LAUGHING at myself.
Susannah says: Yeah, I'm 22. I thought I was 21.
Michelle says: hahahahah
Michelle says: what a thing to forget
Michelle says: how silly
Susannah says: I was very confused, as I know Sarah is 21 and the Honeyman will be 23 in a few weeks. But I still couldnt figure it out.
Michelle says: hahhaha
Michelle says: you might want to stay away from the booze
Susannah says: hahaha, yeah
Michelle says: but that's probably not the first time you've been given that suggestion
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Meridith says: ^o)
Susannah says: MER!
Susannah says: I need help with Christmas gift ideas. Ready?
Meridith says: ok
Susannah says: Ok, Aaron Ray...go!
Meridith says: oh, toughy
Meridith says: So, you're cold in Las Vegas....this is the weather report right now: Rexburg: Mostly CloudyTemp: 9º F Feels like: -3º F Wind: SSW at 8 mph
Susannah says: um...BUR
Meridith says: My nose hairs froze again
Susannah says: if there was a blue emoticon with frozen nose hairs I'd insert him here --->
Meridith says: hahahahaha
Meridith says: that'd be disgusting
Meridith says: So, Sue, I've decided that it has been too long since I've seen you.
Susannah says: That is true. Come to Vegas.
Susannah says: RESOLVED!
Meridith says: Um. I don't have a car
Meridith says: But YOU DO!!
Susannah says: hmmm, this is true
Susannah says: Um. I don't have money
Susannah says: But YOU DO!!
Meridith says: hahaha
Meridith says: this is true
Susannah says: You're going to Mom and Dads when?
Susannah says: hahahhaa
Susannah says: ODDLY WORDED SENTENCE OF THE DAY!
Meridith says: 20th
Meridith says: I understood ya
Susannah says: I'm heading up on the 21st or 22nd
Meridith says: sweet, dude
Meridith says: hehe
Susannah says: yeah, rock on
Susannah says: Did you hear what Hyrum and Luke did?
Susannah says: Jayar walked into his room and he yelled for Elizabeth to come upstairs. I ran up with the camera.
Susannah says: The two boys were standing in the bathtub, full of warm water, with toys and body wash--they had taken from the OTHER BATHROOM. This was all planned!
Meridith says: hahaha. They are crazy.
Susannah says: They were fully clothed. They somehow, though they can't construct sentences well, brought up the idea for this bath. Then they went into the girls bathroom and got their things. Then they went into Liz's bathroom, got in the bathtub, turned on the water, TURNED IT TO WARM, PLUGGED IT, brought in their bodywash, and played.
Susannah says: Without anyone's knowledge.
Meridith says: wow
Susannah says: Hahahaha. They absolutely crack me up.
Meridith says: Guess what I did today!!!
Susannah says: Uh...ate breakfast?
Meridith says: umm...yes....
Meridith says: that is true
Susannah says: I ROCK
Meridith says: haha
Susannah says: Would you wear something if it had a Coca Cola symbol on it? Or is that against your morals?
Meridith says: hahaha
Meridith says: I dunno. I probably would sometimes.
Meridith says: Did Elizabeth say I wouldn’t?
Susannah says: yeah
Meridith says: I knew it; she thinks I'm extremely conservative....like Dad does
Susannah says: Well, everyone (liz, jayar, deb, etc) said you wouldn't. At different times. Apart from each other.
Meridith says: well, I dunno; what is it?
Susannah says: I can't tell you what it is. That's cheating.
Susannah says: Not like it says DRINK COKE! It just has a little coca cola symbol on it.
Meridith says: hahaha
Meridith says: you need to remember also that I'm not a size 2 anymore
Susannah says: THANK THE HEAVENS.
Meridith says: hahaha
Susannah says: The girls got hot new curves, who am I to not be pumped?
Meridith says: I'm about [weight]--size [#]ish
Meridith says: 5' 8”
Meridith says: hehe
Susannah says: Well, it is a necklace--but its kinda weird as a necklace, so I thought you'd use it as a keychain.
Meridith says: hahaha
Meridith says: That'd work as a keychain
Meridith says: Yeah, not sure if I'd wear it as a necklace
Susannah says: You aren't anti-Coca Cola keychains?
Susannah says: I mean, they do offer caffeine-free
Susannah says: ;)
Meridith says: hehe
Meridith says: did they say whether I'd like it as a keychain?
Susannah says: Nah, just if you'd use it because of it having the logo on it.
Meridith says: Well, the truth is that I'd probably wear it because you bought it for me.
Susannah says: AWESOME
Meridith says: yeah
Susannah says: You'll like it. I promise you will. If only for one very prominent reason.
Meridith says: Except for the tootsie roll underwear--I have yet to wear that
Susannah says: WIMP!
Meridith says: uncomfortable!
Susannah says: Hahahaha, touche (i'd add the accent, but I'm on a PC and you know how unPC they are regarding other language markers)
Meridith says: hahaha
Meridith says: yeah...so you all had your good reasons and all were probably right.
Susannah says: But I am More right...right?
Meridith says: I would never buy it for myself, but I'd wear it if you bought it for me
Meridith says: mmmmeh
Susannah says: BUT YOU WILL LIKE IT!
Susannah says: Not just because of me.
Meridith says: And I told you that I will wear it
Susannah says: You don't need to wear it, just promise me you'll put it on your keychain for a week at least.
Meridith says: hahahaha
Susannah says: 'Cause I was beyond pumped to get it for you.
Meridith says: I love keychains
Meridith says: I will think of you every time I look at it.
Susannah says: As I am your only sibling who would make you promise to carry around Coca Cola products.
Meridith says: exactly
Susannah says: you'll probably get it by...Saturday? Monday? Tuesday? Lets just say before next weekend.
Meridith says: Sweet. I'll just be excited to know that mail is expected.
Susannah says: I have some workout videos coming in the mail and I am SUPER PUMPED for those, so I can understand your excitement level.
Meridith says: hahahahaha
Meridith says: We all needs these little joys in life.