"We're trying to set her megabytes free." -John

Tashina says: what would you do if [someone] started acting interested in you and then eventually asked you out?
Susannah says: A) laugh.
Susannah says: B) freak out
Susannah says: C) avoid him
Susannah says: duh.
Tashina says: hahaha, i think you need to get over your aversion to men
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Susannah says: I just nearly ran into MyBoyfriendMike
Tashina says: oooooooooooooh
Susannah says: I got to the T in the hall, where I needed to turn left, and he came out of an office in that same hall and turned down my same hall right in front of me. I said hey, he said "Hey, how's it going?" I said, "Good!" (emphasis really occured) he said, "Good." and then waved to Irma as he passed my office. (tramp)
Tashina says: hahahaha
Susannah says: I seriously need a new OfficeBoyfriend--this one is too known. Ya know? Its like what happened to TheNextelBoyfriend.
Tashina says: hahaha, what happened to him again?
Susannah says: Everyone at work started watching him and talking to him about me and stuff. Then when I got back from Europe they had fired everyone at Nextel because they were going to close down; but they decided to stay open and hired all new employees.
Susannah says: and Ben (ick, he has a name!) was never to be seen again.
Tashina says hahahahaha
Tashina says: now how are you going to find a boyfriend who you can connect with when you can't get past the superficial things, like names?
Susannah says: I don't know if I can handle such a thing. That's so Nora Ephron ;) "Don't cry, ShopGirl." "I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly."