I'm not an overly loud person. Ok, some people just did a spittake at that statement. Let me try again: While in public and with only one other person, I am not usually an overly loud person. Stop laughing, I said overly loud. Ok, fine. I'm loud. I am annoyingly loud.
This afternoon I went to Albertsons with Irma. While I was waiting for her to choose between sandwich meats I perused the cheeses. I found a wheel of smoked gouda, which is the only perfect cheese in existence.
I grabbed the cheese wheel and proclaimed, quite emphatically to Irma: "I WANT THIS BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND $5! ...I LOVE IT, BUT I AM CHEAP!"
The large man walking by erupted into laughter. After the laughing fit subsided he thanked me and said he'd needed a good laugh today. Anything to be of service, Sir!
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