Sunday, July 30, 2006

open letter

Dear MyBoyfriendMike,

I noticed you were gone all morning and afternoon Friday. That made my day very boring. I had three people on the look-out for your car, and yet you didn't appear. That's Ok; you're a busy guy, I understand that. However, when you did make it to the office, after 5, you passed my office and did not look in, did not wink, did not even pause by my door. Again, you're busy, I got that.
However, when I went to and from my car four times (first to grab my gym clothes, second to put away my office clothes, third to put the cake on the backseat, and fourth because I forgot the shoes for Elizabeth) I passed you each time. Not a word, not a smile, not a wink. Now, MyBoyfriendMike, I am not a very needy girlfriend. However, ignoring me is going a bit far. I think you will agree. (Granted, you were talking to someone...)

However; as I walked by the final time to leave for the day we locked eyes and you said, "Have a nice weekend." What?! What are you, my cashier at Target?

You are obviously not as invested in this relationship as I am. I think we need a break.

-Susannah

1 comment:

thehoneyman said...

Oh my love how sad, first the news about lance, now I think I will cruch on him instead, and then yourboyfriendmike, saying have a nice weekend, why doesn't he just say i never want to see you again, sounds like the same thing to me baby.
I love you Sue, I am really trying to be funny, but sometimes even I suck at that.