Friday, July 07, 2006

I've got it!

Oh my heck, this is brilliant! A man who slightly resembles Michael Jordan has brought a lawsuit against him and Phil Knight, for $832,000,000.00 BRILLIANT, I say. Why did I not think of this earlier?!

He is suing Michael Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering; and suing Phil Knight for making Michael Jordan famous.

Hmmmmmmm...who could I sue?

I once got told I look like Monica Lewinsky. That'd be a perfect one to sue, she has thoroughly ruined my reputation. We are all going to just ignore the fact that I am registered to the email address Monica@TheOvalOffice.com ...merely a coincidence. (No really, that's one of my addresses. It got set up in the highlight of my hilarious email addresses my junior year of high school.)

I have also been told I resembled Anna Nicole Smith. I'm only going to sue if she is (was?) awarded the money her late husband allegedly promised to her. Otherwise it's all E! money...and I don't want her E! money.

I recently got told I resemble Nicole Kidman. Yeah, I laughed pretty hard too. I don't think I could sue her...no judge would stop chuckling long enough to listen to my case.

I also got told I resemble Brooke Shields. So you're saying I have big eyebrows? ...ok.

I also got told I look like Jewel Staite, the chick on Firefly who was on that old show, Flash Forward, with Ben Foster and on Space Cases, which I loved. This one I can understand the somewhat resemblance. However, I am choosing not to sue her as it will not bring me nearly enough press nor money.


That is all.

3 comments:

Meridith said...

Did I ever mention how cool you are?

TDawgYo said...

i've been called pocahontas. i think i should sue disney for making those films. and then i should look for her progeny and sue them for having pocahontas as an ancestor.

Sariah said...

I saw this on the news the other day!

I was thinking people have told me I look like Hilary Clinton (I know, lucky me...). Maybe I can sue her.

Better yet, lots of people say my hubby looks like Superman (when his hair is a little longer, he has the whole superman curl and everyrhing)... Just think of all the people we could sue for that one!

When I told my hubby about the guy sueing Michael Jordan, he said, "Good, let him waste all his money." Seriously, what an idiot! lol