Golly

Apparently I have mastered the skill of unintentionally ticking off my friends one by one.

Sometimes I just don't think, and I'm sorry.

EDIT:
Hahaha, I just saw my horoscope on my Google mainpage:

Leo
July 23 - August 22
There's bound to be a certain sense of intensity in your most important relationships today. But there could also be some difficulties and quite a few misunderstandings to have to deal with if you're not careful. Whether or not you're currently attached, you could be having some interesting encounters at this time.