"...to be cool you gotta go with the flow, keep the status quo..."

So I'm sitting here watching "Last Call with Carson Daly" during the musical guest and my roommate walks into the kitchen. She finally says, "Thats Dave Matthews...is that Dave Matthews?" Uhhhh

Suse: "No."
Sara: "Who is it then?"
Suse: "I don't know."
she walks over to my little TV and stares at it for a while
Sara: "Yeah, that's Dave Matthews.
Suse: "Uhh, no it's not."
Sara: "Then who is it?"
Suse: "I don't know, but that is not Dave Matthews."
Sara: "He wears a hat though."
is this really her logic? And we are expected to live together?
Suse: "I hate to break this to ya, but a lot of people wear hats."
Sara: "Maybe it's the lead singer from Switchfoot. Yeah. Do you know Switchfoot?"
Suse: "Yeah, but not enough to pick out their lead singer."
Sara: "Hmmm...It sounds like Dave Matthews though."
Suse: "It's not Dave Matthews."
she sits down on the couch and stares more intently
Sara: "Hmm, maybe it's the lead singer of like Counting Crows."
Adam Duritz? She is off her rocker
Suse: "Uhh, NO!"
Sara: "Hmmm, who is it?"
she then started making an 'ugh' sound, like she was trying to pull the name from the tip of her tongue...she just is sure she knows it
Sara: "Will it tell us who it is?"
Suse: "Sure, he'll probably say it at the end."
she gets up and walks away, obviously annoyed she can't place the face
Sara: "But it sounds like Dave Matthews."
Suse: "It ISN'T Dave Freakin' Matthews."
Sara: "It sounds like him."
Suse: "Quite a few singers sound alike."
...
Suse: "His name is Mat Kearney."
Sara: "Who is he lead singer for?"
Suse: "Noone, he is a solo artist."
Sara: "A what? Huh, weird. He sounds like Dave Matthews. How did you find that out?"
Suse: "I Googled him."
Sara: "You WHAT?"
Suse: "Uh...nevermind."
If she compares Adam Duritz and Dave Matthews in looks she won't understand anything I tell her anyway.