Saturday, February 11, 2006

When life gives you lemons shut up and eat your dang lemons!

I was going to introduce my boyfriends Walter, LeVerl, and Eugene tonight but I've changed my mind. I have to Photoshop some pictures of them still and I'm far too lazy tonight. Maybe tomorrow. If they're lucky.


Do you know what next week is? Yes, Tuesday is February 14, 2006--the day I was to get engaged. And yes, it was all planned out like this. In eighth grade (1997-1998, 13-years-old) I decided that I would be engaged on Valentines Day of 2006. After all, it was very appropriate as Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday and my wedding date was/is June 12, 2006. How close am I to that...lessee here...where's my checklist?

[X] Avoids situations where males might be in attendance
[X] Has rejected--accidental or otherwise--nearly every guy since turning 16

Yep, right on track.
Oh silly me; I meant June 12, 2026.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm on the same track as you, babe. Just yesterday I made eye contact with this guy I had met the week before, and I literally RAN away from him. How sad am I?! I began to tell myself to walk normally, but by that time he knew that I had already blown him off.
Meridith | 02.11.06 - 3:36 pm | #

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Wow, Mer. How did our siblings do it?!
Susannah | 02.11.06 - 10:49 pm | #

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They must have smacked into someone as they were running away (saying that they had "run away" moments as well.)
Meridith | 02.12.06 - 1:58 am | #

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Oh heavens, how many times have I physically run away? Well...not run. Walk briskly. Too many to count.

Yeah good idea, Mer. It must have happened like that.
Susannah | 02.12.06 - 1:53 pm | #

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I don't run away per se. But I do sometimes just stand there not talking and looking at the floor or away from the guy.
Tashina | Homepage | 02.13.06 - 12:38 am | #

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