Susannah: I don't know gouda got so gouda! (How-da got so goo-da)
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Elizabeth: You are supposed to not pant while you while you lift someone.
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Frank: I have 8 brothers, I don't need friends!
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Heather: I had the door open on the tractor so my arm got really dirty.
Susannah: You have a door on your tractor? Awesome.
Heather: Yeah, there are two doors.
Susannah: You have an INDOOR TRACTOR?!
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Jayar: Are you going to be OK?
Susannah: What do you mean?
Jayar: I know you don't like change much.
Susannah: Well do I have a choice?
Jayar: No.
Susannah: Ok then.
Jayar: Yeah, deal with it!
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Caroline: That's the bowling alley.
Elizabeth: No it's not.
Caroline: Yes it is.
Elizabeth: No, look, it says "Cimmaron High School", not a bowling alley.
Caroline: I didn't see that so it's not. It's the bowling alley.
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Sus: You don't say 'sucks'?
Mer: No
Sus: Oh, I've never heard you not say it.
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Susannah: I'm on the phone with Shelly. Oh my drama. She just slips things into the conversation like "I'll pick up the file if he will trust me with it."
Elizabeth: Say "No, you're right. Please wait for an armed escort...."
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Susannah: The Del Taco chick didn't put my lid on completely on my XLarge Diet Coke and I spilled in my car. I now have a large spot on the seat that looks like a pants wetting episode.
Dad: I'm sorry for you and poor Georgie
Susannah: I'm more sorry for me, as the pants wetting episode did not appear to be George's.
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Elizabeth: I am now holding out for 5 digit checks... Aim high is what I say
Elizabeth: never be satisfied with 4 digits is what I say.
Susannah: Hahaha. You say a lot of things.
Elizabeth: I am very bold. and opiniated.
Susannah: and redheaded.
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Dad: I'd probably have to see Brent for a bit.
Susannah: Ick
Susannah: I'd probably have to see the mall at that same time. Social obligations and all.
Dad: We could see three movies a night.
Dad: No, wait, that would be tiring, wouldn't it?
Susannah: Hahahaha!
Susannah: Which are you gonna sleep through, the games or the movies? Hahaha
Dad: Good point...probably both.
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Susannah: Not only am I a total stalker, but I'm using illegal means now.
Meridith: Oh my goodness, Susannah.
Susannah: Stalk to the Er, baby.
Meridith: Yeah, I would say that.
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Diane: It's just getting emptiererer and emptiererer.
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Susannah: Once funny always funny; thats what I believe.
Meridith: I see.
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Honeyman: Finding the right font to write down your goals is kinda hard
Susannah: Indeed
Honeyman: I thought you might like that
Susannah: Oh, I like anything involving fonts
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Anita: All I could think about was this man's head under my tire.
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Susannah: You know what slightly frightens me? Swiss cheese.
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Frank: Yesterday you looked like death warmed over.
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Tony: Wind and elderly people do not mix.
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Jayar: He doesn't use a bank and is afraid of the world.
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honeyman: Sue hi. I was just at church with guess who?
susannah: [a guy we went to high school with]?
susannah: or Donny Osmond. whateva
honeyman: Donny osmond
honeyman: Hahahaha
susannah: Did you lick him for me?
susannah: a good friend would have.
honeyman: Yes of course I did
susannah: I always knew you'd come through for me.
honeyman: Hahahahahah I love you
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Elizabeth: I'm not saying your mother is not Italian!
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Emma: What if Juan got his lifesaver chopped off?
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Susannah: If someone ran in the room and started killing everyone with a lightsaber I think I would, like, just slump to the ground and hope they forgot they didn't kill me.
Elizabeth: That's called cowardice.
Susannah: Otherwise it's called suicide.
Elizabeth: You just said if someone was killing you with a LIGHTSABER.
Susannah: Says the person who didn't like the battle on the lava because it was 'so unrealistic'!
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Genevra: How do you feel about psychics?
Susannah: I thought you'd never ask.
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Honeyman: So I'm going to win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes on Monday...
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Susannah: I'm eating a Cheeto, I feel a little like Britney Federline; this must be how the other half lives!
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Honeyman: You're moving offices?
Susannah: I TOLD YOU THAT, right when we started talking!
Honeyman: Oh, that's when I wasn't paying attention.
Susannah: Ugh.
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