"Hey, Susannah, we saved you a piece of pizza but then we left it on the table when we left--it's really the thought that counts." - Frank

Am I corrupting Meridith or just teaching her very well? I like to think it's the latter.

Meridith says:
So, there's this guy...

Meridith says:
And I found out his name by looking at his credit card receipt at work (hahaha), and now I'm looking him up on Stalker Net, and there are two people with his name. Gosh! He is either from California or Sandy, Utah

Susannah says:
Hahaha!

Susannah says:
That's awesome.

Meridith says:
I don't know where he lives, though

Meridith says:
Darn

Meridith says:
I need some advice. How do I carry this out?

Susannah says:
Hmmm. Don't you have pictures and such on there?

Meridith says:
no...you don't have to put your picture on it if you don't want to

Susannah says:
That's lame. Everyone should have pictures for the sake of making it easier on their stalkers. We have a hard enough job as it is. Gosh.

Meridith says:
hahaha

Susannah says:
Lets see here...what did he buy? jello, he's a Utahn.

Meridith says:
haha

Meridith says:
nah, we don't sell jello

Meridith says:
I dunno

Meridith says:
he's really cute though

Meridith says:
hahahaha I'm so dumb

Susannah says:
how tall is he?

Meridith says:
tall

Meridith says:
like...6' 3 or 4''

Susannah says:
ME.OW

Meridith says:
but not scrawny

Susannah says:
scrawny is icky

Meridith says:
yep

Susannah says:
What is his name? Lets Google Image him.

Meridith says:
haha

Meridith says:
[EDITED]

Nardo Polo says:
Yeah, way to go for unique there, Mer

Meridith says:
hahaha

Susannah says:
Can't you just get a Fredriquo LaShquisha Pitt or something

Meridith says:
would that be easier for you, Sue? I could sure try.

Susannah says:
Very much so.

Susannah says:
I found a [EDITED] that goes to Okaloosa Walton College. I think it's him.

Meridith says:
Oh, that must be it. Thanks a bunch, Susannah.

Susannah says:
:D

Susannah says:
I have his email, too.

Meridith says:
wow, even better

Meridith says:
actually, I do have both of these guys e-mails. I could e-mail both and asked for their occupations

Meridith says:
hahahaha

Susannah says:
First rule of stalking: No contact.

Meridith says:
ah, good

Meridith says:
I wasn't serious

Susannah says:
So I'll email them both instead.

Meridith says:
oh, ok

Susannah says:
Don't worry, I'll play it cool.

Meridith says:
haha

Susannah says:
I'll just tell them I got their email address from a friend and I'd like to know where they're from, their birthday--including year, their exact height, and whether or not they can handle six hours of Jane Austen.

Meridith says:
hahaha

Susannah says:
They'll be eating out of your hands in no time.

Susannah says:
but then you'll have to kick them out 'cause ewww, that's gross