First thought: I can't believe it's February already. Wow. Here's to another notch in my archives!
I'm pretty convinced that just about a third of all the drivers in Nevada are HORRIBLE. Especially with merges and 4-way stops. Oh my heck. Last week I got flipped off by a person who decided my turn at the 4-way stop should be skipped like a giant game of UNO.
Sir, we are merging. This means that OUR lane is about to not exist. We need to be proactive. What should we do about this? How about we merge. Oh look, we already are. Sir. SIR. SIR! Stop trying to speed ahead of me. Remember how we are in the same lane? We just discussed that. We are now scootching into this neighboring lane. Here, let's do it together. I go ahead of this car already in the lane and I bet you can squeeze in right behind them. Let's try it. No, no. Sir. SIR. SIR! We only have half of a lane. Stop trying to pass me! There is nowhere for you to go once you get past me. You will cause me to slam on my brakes while you barely squeak in ahead of the car before me. Stop, sir, stop.
Let's do it again tomorrow; shall we?
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