This is ponderous, man; really ponderous

Susannah says:
So...I was trying to figure out why I call you Smirnoff, besides the obvious that it's funny.

Meridith says:
hhaha

Susannah says:
And then I remembered it was because of Parker calling you Mernoff.

Meridith says:
ah

Susannah says:
and the mystery was solved.

Meridith says:
that's right

Susannah says:
But then I started thinking about why I call you Flonase and couldn't stop laughing for a solid two minutes.

Susannah says:
Because Flonase? That's funny, man.

Meridith says:
yeah, but that's not really one

Susannah says:
Yeah it is; I call you that in my head a lot.

Meridith says:
oh

Susannah says:
hahaha

Meridith says:
rude

Susannah says:
So I told her my name is Nardo Polo, the greatest marble player who ever lived.

Meridith says:
who is that?

Meridith says:
are you quoting something?

Susannah says:
Spaz Attack.

Susannah says:
Gosh, Mer.

Meridith says:
oh

Meridith says:
ok

Meridith says:
weird

Nardo Polo says:
She said her name was Helga, the pony woman, the first woman to ever say "two wrongs don't make a right, but three do."

Meridith says:
haha

Meridith says:
yeah

Meridith says:
weird

Susannah says:
That's a good song, man.

Susannah says:
I was going to this party the other night, but I didn't want anybody to recognize me, so I decided to change my name...to Nardo.

Susannah says:
When I get there this guy goes, "Hey, I know somebody who looks just like you." I say, "Oh yeah? So do I. But I guess I'm just not myself today."

Meridith says:
hm

Meridith says:
ok, Sue. I've got to get back to Othello