"It was the phone equivilant of a blank stare."

[Looking at the Huggies Wipes with Shea Butter]
Elizabeth: "Eww, who wants to rub butter all over their butt?"
Susannah: "Do you know what Shea Butter is? It's not real butter."
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I do."
Susannah: "It is used in lotions and things because it moisturizes."
Elizabeth: "It is when the cow is standing under a big tree...he's in the shea...shea butter, haha.
(...)
You've got to tell dad my shea butter joke!"