"I hope I didn't offend you when I said a monkey was cuter than you."

Susannah: "Hey, Angela, I don't know if this is a scammer or not. There is a chick on the phone who says her name is Sarah and she needs to check up on our photocopy machine and she needs to doublecheck the machines ID number so she wants me to tell it to her. What do I say?"
Angela: "It's a scam. You just say, 'I know you are a criminal' and she'll hang up."
Susannah: "Will you do it? On speaker? I don't think I could say that but I want to hear it."
[Angela picks up phone]
Angela: "This is Angela, how may I help you?"
Caller: "Hi Angela, this is Sarah, I just need to doublecheck the photocopiers ID number with you."
Angela: "What company are you with?"
Caller: "IDC"
Angela: "Which?"
Caller: "IDC"
Angela: "We do not work with any company by that name so don't ever call us again."
Caller: "Thanks for wasting my time, b****." [hangs up]
Susannah: "Heheheheheee!"