I don't want to sit with the freaks at IHOP

Cruisin' with The Honeyman.

We are ...wow...giggly, so I will transcribe it:

S: [giggle] So it took me about seventeen years to get my phone [laughter] my phone number right to let me in to AudioBlogger [laughter] 'Cause I kept push...[laughter] I kept pushing the wrong numbers so the screen on my phone [laughter] is completely full of wrong numbers. [laughter] And it's just [laughter] full of digits. Oh my heavens, that is funny.
H: [giggle]
S: Well, it is Christmas Eve. I am driving around Orem, Utah with [laughter] with The Honeyman. [laughter] And we're insane. And we went on...oh here we go, we'll try to talk louder...
H: OK
S: We went on a little adventure to Wallgreens. We played about every single musical dancing thing, including a christmas tree; jazzy santa; the...uh...jiggy santa, that was funny. 'Cause Santa was getting jiggy with it.
H: Susannah licked me.
S: Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! My mom might listen!
H: [laughter]
S: I may have, or may have NOT. But there...SHUT UP!...
H: [laughter]
S: There is something, there is a backround story to that! I wanted to see if Jessica Simpson's line of "Dessert" body products actually tasted. [laughter] So I might have sprinkled him with cotton candy body power--MIGHT HAVE--and I might have had to lick it off. Might have. You know, I'm not confirming.
H: It was only my arm. It was only my arm. So I'm OK.
S: It might have been your arm.
H: It might have been my arm.
S: [giggle] It might have been nothing whatsoever, and we might have made that story all up.
H: Hmmmm
S: [laughter] That's a thinker, there...I just... Hey Denny's! We don't want to go to, like, Denny's.
H: What's so wrong about Denny's?
S: Denny's is crap.
H: Then let's go to IHOP.
S: I don't want to go to IHOP.
H: Why not?
S: I just want to do drive-through, I don't want to sit with the freaks at IHOP.
H: [I don't remember, and I can't understand him]
S: Or whatshisname? The gay waiter?
H: [what the heck did you say here??]
S: Donny!
H: Donny.
S: Donny-The-Gay-Waiter; I wasn't there.
H: "Donny like Donny Osmond but I sound better."
S: [laugh] I wish I was there. That was before I was friends with all of them.
H: Anyways, moving on. ...Hey, Wallgreens!
S: [laugh] Hey, Wallgreens, we were just there! [giggle] And I made Ryan...we were gonna leave earlier than we did; I made him wait 'cause this guy had really great hair.
H: [laughter]
S: [laughter] And so I was watching this kid from behind and watching his hair.
H: "Hold on, I'm lusting."
S: Shhhhhhhh!
H: [laughter and choking]
S: [laughter and giggles] Let's see if the Wendy's is open.
H: [choking]
S: [giggles] Ryan gave me a Christmas present... **GASP** Wendy's is closed; punks. Ok, we don't know where we are going. We're driving around. And went...
H: Christmas present.
S: Christmas present! Ryan gave me, um, uh, a game. I can't say the name because my mom might listen.
H: [laugh] Don't say that, then I feel dirty.
S: Oh that sounds naughty. He gave me a Desperate Housewives game, and I gave him "9 to 5" because he's in love with Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda.
H: Oh, I'd stumble out of her bed and tumble into her kitchen [play on the lyrics to '9 to 5', though I believe it is tumble THEN stumble]
S: [laughter] Oh, we'd better go. We're outta here!