"Are you perky this morning? There is no room for perkiness here. If you're perky you can just go home right now." -Elizabeth (paraphrased)

Why didn't I think of this?!

A woman got a restraining order against David Letterman because he was sending her messages via "code words" and "gestures" during his show. She "alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her 'mental cruelty'and 'sleep deprivation' since May 1994." Oh man...that's great.

There are many people I need to start filing restraining orders against now. "Brangelina" Brad Pitt does not appear on this list, however "Seven Years in Tibet" Brad Pitt may top it.

And you. I'm getting a restraining order against you. Quit sending me messages via gestures, gosh.