I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange.

So I said to myself, "Self? Every time we go to the dentist we have a cavity. How many fillings do you think we have by now?" And I couldn't lie, because frankly I'm not a very good liar and I would've been able to tell if I was lying to myself. I said, "I don't know. But by the looks of this here X-ray I reckon its a ton." And then I smacked myself for sounding like an idiot.