"If laughter comes and you supress it it goes back down and spreads your hips. You don't want to chance it." -Zig Ziglar

I've been in a completely crappy mood all day. I mean, I'm happy and such, I'm just so blah. I woke up seven (7!!!) times during the night. While sleeping on the couch. In the kitchen. (My new carpet is being installed this morning, so I had to take apart my bed [it is now in the bathroom] and move the couch into the kitchen.)

Two cannibals were talking to each other. The first one said, "I don't like my mother-in-law." The second said, "Fine, then just eat the rice." -Jerry Lewis

Yesterday I went to a seminar where Joe Montana, Jerry Lewis, Steve Forbes, Rudy Guiliani, and others spoke. Very cool. I'll expound later.