"...without love life is like making out with Perry Como..." -Hairspray!

I have come to the decision that they only way to really learn about yourself is online quizzes. (Haha!) How else would I have known I am "The Girl Next Door" and my type is "The Goofball"? These are not conclusions one can come to on their own.

So to continue my quest of learning all I can about myself I have dedicated an hour to these wise tests. My findings are thus:

My Bridget Jones moment is Getting Carried Away

Ever hear of the snowball effect? This is how you tend to react to, well, lots of things. A fleeting glance from the object of your affection (or is that obsession?) might be all you need to drop everything in hot pursuit. Let's look at the bright side: you're motivated.

It's slightly frightening how correct that is.

Which Queer Eye is right for me?

Susannah, you need a date with Kyan

Too true. 'Tis a shame he is a gay man living in New York.

Why am I still single? Susannah, you're single because you don't want to settle

You, more than others, have a fairy tale fantasy of how things should be. Ever since you were a kid, you've probably dreamed of the perfect wedding, coming home to a white picket fence, dog, and 2.2 kids (how does that work, anyway?). When someone asks what you're looking for, you don't skip a beat: You're likely to have a handy checklist that details your perfect partner. Hair and eye color, height, religion, education, career, interests, the list goes on.
While it's great to have standards — Hey, you shouldn't have to settle, after all — there's one slight glitch in your master plan: No one has made the grade in real life — at least not yet. Next time you're out with someone, keep yourself from mentally checking that list, and give love — and others — a chance. That special someone who you've written off may be perfect for you after all...

Susannah, your sense of humor is Banter

Like a king of pinball, you've made an art of playing off of people because your sense of humor is all about banter. Like many great comedians before you, a roundtable of friends, or a roomful of targets, is the catalyst for what makes you laugh. It brings out the wit — and sometimes the nitwit — in everyone.
It's quantity, not quality that matters as you and your friends alternate outbursts like the riffs of a hit single. Here's the bottom line: You're a social creature. Other people's inside jokes even strike you as funny. You manage to gravitate toward people who can appreciate a tall tale and you've probably never hesitated to fire off a zinger — even in a roomful of strangers. So keep it up with your bantering methods. Laughter, after all, keeps the world going 'round.

That's pretty true, I enjoy banter.

Susannah, you're a dating don't when it comes to Manners

Beyond saying, "Please" and "Thank you," good conversation can make or break a date. Some people go mute or chat away when they're nervous — try to find a good balance.

Oh Tickle.com, you know me too well.

Susannah, Good Friends tickle you pink

Whether you're all laughing hysterically or just hanging out, nothing puts a smile on your face like spending time with friends. You're a social creature who loves the company of others — old friends, new co-workers, or even the guy who works at the corner coffee shop.
You get a kick out of other people, and keeping in touch with family and friends is a top priority. And that's just fine by them. You've got an outgoing personality that makes any gathering more entertaining — whether you're inviting new friends to a book club or primping for a night out with the girls.

Susannah, your body image is middle-low

Duh.

Susannah, your self-esteem is In Great Shape

Hahaha!

See? I told you I rock! ;)

Susannah, you're a Fun and Flirty party girl

That's one magnetic personality you've got there. And good thing you know how to use it. Friends, acquaintances, and even strangers are drawn to your friendly ways and fun times. Bottom line — you've got it, and you know how to flaunt it.

Susannah, you know it all when it comes to Books

Even if you weren't an English major, you know a good read when you see it, whether it's flying off the shelves or waiting to be discovered. From a detailed history to a breezy fiction to a philosophical treatise, you take time to immerse yourself in another time and place.

Susannah, you're a Bashful Kisser

Sure you might be on the shy side as far as kissing goes, but that's a quality more people than you might think really go for.

Hahahaha!!!

Susannah, your crush is the Class Clown

Seriously forks. Only a guy with a great sense of humor stands a chance of making it as your fun-loving sweetie.

Susannah, you're most like Dorothy of the Golden Girls

Hey, Pussycat. OK, so maybe that's not your nickname, but you're most like Dorothy because you've got a lot going on upstairs. You're a smart cookie who's got your feet firmly planted on the ground. You don't get caught up in pie in the sky ideas or ditzy daydreams like some other people we know.
Realistic and practical, you're the one people count on to tell it like it is. Honesty is a great policy, but keep in mind that people may not always want to hear it. It's your quick wit and clever comments that will stir up the most laughs. Now that's smart!