"Was it worth the tears you cried to fit the size?" - Kendall Payne 'Supermodels'

Ah, it is summer. My favorite time of the year for so many reasons. (My birthday being one of them :D )

Yesterday I went to Lagoon with Sarah and Candace. During our time at the park we went to Lagoon A Beach (the waterpark in the center.) Hahaha; I need to get skinnier. Yeah, nothing quite like hanging out with two short, skinny, cute girls in darling 2-piece swimwear, haha.
(Oh no, not another post about chunkiness? ;) )

Ok, so I'm at the Samurai with Sarah. We discuss that the Orange-dotted headrests denote a seat for chunkies. ("A larger seat for more space in front of you"-the sign...oh how I'm amused by political correctness.) As we walk around the ride we notice there are no 2 seats next to eachother. The ride attendant says to me, "I have one right here for you." and points to the nearest orange-dotted seat. Sarah ends up in the row ahead of me, the only other open seat. After I climb over the crotch pole (anyone else feel they need a running start to get over that thing?) and pull the big padded harness over me, the attendant comes by and checks to make sure everyone is secure. As he walks by me he tugs on my harness and says, all sympathetic-like, "Is that gonna be OK for you?" Ah, special attention. How I love that. (Gag) Yes sir, although the close proximity of the harness to my body has caused me to have cleavage up to my neck, I am fine. In fact, I still have quite a bit of space, care to join me?

[[ I got my Bounce-Back validated but it has to be before July 8th--anyone wanna go to Lagoon with me? ]]