In three days, 1 hour, and ten minutes I begin my 22nd year. (July 25th, 2:41 a.m.)
Because of this I get to have my birthday dinner; which is dinner with my parents and a date at a restaraunt of my choosing. Because of my antisocialness I've invited Meridith as my date for many years. Last year The Honeyman came with me. This year I don't want to bring Meridith nor Honeyman (no offense to either.)
My problem is that I don't have anyone else to invite. Sure, I am surrounded by guys everywhere I go, and am even friends with some of them, but that doesn't help. I have a list of guys I'd invite out somewhere else anytime... But inviting a guy who hardly knows me out to dinner with my parents? That's a tad hardcore, Bud. Why would you even bring up something like that? Don't you know me?
So...I am now open to suggestions and applications.
Therefore, application questions have been created based off me, my parents, and my siblings:
1 comment:
how about inviting a complete stranger??? that would be funny for the whole family!!!!
fast freddy | 07.22.05 - 5:52 pm | #
Indeed!
Susannah | 07.23.05 - 5:43 am | #
I apologize. It is "chocolate covered frozen pickled chicken nipples." My bad.
Susannah | 07.24.05 - 4:18 am | #
That is quite possibly the funniest application I have ever seen.
Debs | 07.28.05 - 3:25 pm | #
:D
(hey Deb, remember how you were going to come over like three hours ago? ...yeah...whatever seemed to happen to that?)
Sus | 07.28.05 - 5:38 pm | #
Yeah,
I decided not to. Because then I would just eat and eat and eat that dang "better than gender" cake you have over there. So I didn't.
Debs | 07.29.05 - 3:30 pm | #
By the way, so when did the "chicken nipples" get covered in chocolate???
Debs | 08.01.05 - 1:37 am | #
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