"I am my daughter's father!" --my dad, after spilling food down his shirt

Hahahahaha, oh my...that's funny. I just went out to lunch with my dad, which is always pretty fun. We were talking about the trip to Europe we are leaving for this Friday, and how we will be meeting with a lot of my parents friends and relatives.
Susannah: "So its going to be a vacation entirely filled with me pretending to be nice to people I don't know?"
Dad: "Yes, basically. Isn't your entire life like that?"