Oh how I love fashionable gay men! Oops, not the best transition. ;) Of course this comes after watching "What Not To Wear" and "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" with Danielle, A.J., and Honeyman.
Susannah: "Oh, I love Pier 1! No, wait... I love Thom Filicia and anything he pimps."
I want full-size posters of each of the Queer Eye men for my apartment walls. (Ummm...that is, when I finally get an apartment.)
Carson Kressley is totally and completely the lovechild of Ellen Degeneres and The Honeyman. Hahahaaahahhaa!!! Which, although it sounds like it should be taken as an insult, it totally shouldn't!
Carson-Fashion: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragqueen!" Hil-ar-i-ous. The show would definitely not be the same without him. But he should never get his own show...he needs the other guys. Sometimes he and I have differing views on fashion (aka some of those horrible things he was putting on the kick-boxer tonight!) but overall we are on the same page. He used to be quite the equestrian. ...which may account for the difference in our clothing tastes. Hahaha. Enough western shirts, Carson! The Honeyman's car is named after him: Carson The Love Machine
Kyan-Grooming: Is GORGEOUS. And he has GREAT HAIR. When he mocks the people on the show he does it in a much more subtle way than Carson. And he is hilarious. I love on the kick-boxer episode of season 1 where he comes in the room with a colander on his head. Classic. When he teaches the guys on the show what to do he does it in a nice way. The guy he replaced (from the pilot) talked down to the guy, like he was a 5-year-old or something. I love when Kyan yells at the screen in the end sequence when they're watching the guy from their Loft with drinks in hand. It is HILARIOUS. "He is shaving against the grain! I didn't teach him that!!!" I also love that when he takes the guy out places he gets things done too. The guy is getting a massage? Kyan is getting a massage. The guy gets a facial? Kyan gets a facial. Kyan is my favorite Queer Eye guy, my black acoustic guitar is named after him.
Ted-Food & Wine: Should never go without his glasses. In the opening sequence he is glasses-less. They really add character. He looks like a weird old guy without them. Ted is my second favorite. Nah, actually, I think he shares the title of Favorite with Kyan. ...I've always had a thing for the awkward nerdy guys. I enjoy the way Ted is with the people on the show. He isn't really the kind that gets away with mocking them, it sounds lame coming from him. He mostly sticks to what he does best; which is great. There are a few time he has let his hair be a lil messy, and he should do it more often. And he has gorgeous bright blue eyes.
Thom-Design: has the funniest accents he speaks in from time to time on the show. He is hilarious just like most of the other guys. He is also GREAT at what he does. I wish he'd come in and design my room! Wow. He's darling. The Pier 1 commercials are kind of annoying, but oh well. I think Thom is my second favorite...if Ted tied for first with Kyan. I think Carson ties for second with Thom. Hahahahaaa.
Jai-Culture: is kind of the odd one out. What does he do? Culture is his specialty, haha. He takes the guy CD shopping. He teaches him how to greet guests. He teaches that darling cowboy-ish guy how to say I love you in that funky language (I love that episode!) In pictures Carson will have a shopping bag or a hanger, Kyan will have a blowdryer, Ted will have a wisk, Thom will have a paint brush or roller, and what will Jai have? A CD. Hahaha. I don't know why that strikes me as sooooo funny.
We can't forget my other favorite fashionable gay man: Clinton Kelly of What Not To Wear. Dar-ling! Someone please nominate me for that show so I can meet him!
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