Deborah: "Last month I was [50 lbs. less than me], which is a LOT."
Susannah, from the other room: "Hey! Don't say things like that!"
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Today's caloric total: 620 ...I suck at this. (I'm supposed to get 1500.)
A.J.: "Hey, Suse, do you want something to eat before we leave? [pause] Oh, wait, nevermind...you're anorexic."
Sue: "Haha, no thank you, AJ. I wouldn't care for anything."
A.J.: "You need to eat!"
Sue: "I DID! I had four water bottles and two granola bars.
A.J.: "Ugh!"
I'm not anorexic! I can't be a sane member of this food-loving family (Deborah's screenname is "Deblovestoeat") and be anorexic. It's just sheer laziness. There is no good food in this house ("just ingredients and condiments") and I have no mula to go out to eat. Hahaha!
I'm trying to be better about eating more (wow--never thought I'd ever say that, haha) but sometimes I just get busy and stuff.
Oh well.
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By the way, this stuff called "DreamLash" will darken and bulk up "even the skinniest lashes", haha. I have never ever ever considered thin lashes as "skinny." I'm not sure why that totally cracked me up as much as it did. Maybe because I am watching TV at 2 a.m. again...blast it.
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