Today, after sleeping in until after 2:30 hahaha, I went with Sarah to AutoZone. Oh my holy crapola. Let's try to be subtle, shall we? Immediately when we walked in the door all of the 8 or 9 guys in there started staring. And not glance-and-pretend-I'm-looking-at-something-else, Oh no. Straight up STARING! Staring so long they had to turn their heads the other way because we had passed. Oh my freaking heck, I have never seen that before in my life. Sarah said, "Ok, so we have breasts." Hahaha!
Then we went over to Burger King and sat for almost two hours talking. An employee there kept staring at me and Sarah got asked if she worked at California Pizza Kitchen by some Mexican dude who looked like a messed up Jim Caviezel.
Some random quotes, mostly by Sarah because I was too busy laughing to talk:
Sarah:
* "If ever there was a music group that touched my heart it is ...whatever group it is that sings this." (Wilson Phillips)
* "Adam, my name is Sarah -we haven't met- but I know you're the one for me. It may be because your father's worth millions, but a lot of people marry for money, right?"
* "I guess one would have to see him without his [makeup] to gain a full appreciation."
* "It's like if you ate something gold and a hearse and chewed and vomited it back up."
* "You're 15! You're just learning you have male parts and how to put full sentences together!"
* "Please do not butter my toast, Sir."
* "We were watching CSI: Miami and there was this dead guy and my dad goes, 'He's gay.' I was like, 'How can you tell? He's dead.' He was like, 'You just can--they all look the same.'" Hahaha!
Susannah:
* "Why am I just sitting here when I could be having another drink?"
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Then we went to The Best Buy, where I bought Spice World on DVD, having lost my VHS copy. (Which I think my father took, actually.) Then we came home and watched First Daughter and oohed and awwed over the leading guy. Meow!
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