"I'm just glad you don't drink--that's all I can say." -Meridith

I love fortune cookies. They are HILARIOUS, even when they are lame. I usually keep the coolest ones in my wallet. They include:

"You are the life of any party"
"An admirer finds you charming"
"An admirer is too shy to greet you"
"You will soon be the center of attention"

Oh, looks like I have dumb ones in here, too:
"Executive ability is prominent in your makeup" (it must be the eyeliner)
"Good news will come to you by mail"
"Star light, star bright, your wish will come true tonight"
"Beware of an offer that sounds to good to be true"
"You will soon change your present line of work"
"You should do well at making money and holding on to it" (I should, but I don't)
"A treasured friend, not often seen, will soon visit you."
"You are an artistic person - let your colors show"

I got some lame ones today and my dad said, "Well, that fortune sucks!" hahahaha, its triple funny if you know my dad.