"I used to look at him and think 'You have cow eyes.'" -Mom

The mystery of the flexed glutes has been solved. Deborah wracked her brain as to why it might happen. We discovered it is because of how I stand/walk. My feet turn a little...nevermind. I stand/walk weird, I hate it, it's a sore spot, let's just drop it.

So the other day I was watching The Simple Life 3 (I was bored, don't ask) and during the last ten or so minutes I noticed something...Paris Hilton was wearing my shirt. My "Original Britney" Chippettes shirt. I was ashamed for me for a few minutes there. Sure, hers is pink while mine is purple, but come on! I don't think I can feel the same while wearing it knowing that thing wears it also.

Next thing you'll know I'll be wearing the same string bik...nevermind.