"He was smacking my chest so hard I thought he was trying to resuscitate me!"

Oh yeah!


THINGS YOU GET TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!! (aka: things I still need to touch on, but will forget by the time I get back here.)


* Hey, I have an ikea!
* My large chest has brought me many things--rejection among them.
* Smile! Now pucker! Now silly! Now stick out your tongue!
* $200, and then there was none.
* So what if it has Snoopy as a cowboy?! It says Susie on it!
* "I think I look good with a sunburned nose."
* "Wow, my sweat really dries quickly!"
* "Oh, you lift up on the buckle!" and other adventures in ChunkyLand: the 'size-friendly' amusement park
* "So I've noticed you giggle when you are nervous."