Boyfriend

I can not escape this guy. I've named him Boyfriend, because it makes this simpler.

It started a month ago. I was sitting in Sunday School, talking to a girl I went to high school with. Boyfriend was sitting nearby. He randomly jumped in the conversation by laughing and commenting on what I was saying. Then he kept popping up everywhere I was that day.

I went to an RS activity and he was the only guy there.

Yesterday I was a bit late for church so I sat in the foyer on the squishy couch (ok, so it may have not been too much of an accident.) And who should be the only other person in the entire foyer? Oh yes, Boyfriend.