Blech!

Thing #5271 not to say to your daughter first thing in the morning: "There was a man who was over 1,000 lbs. but was undernourished. His food was all starches and fats. ...You should work on eating more vegetables. I challenge you to eat 4 to 6 different vegetables a day."

Good morning to you, too, Mom. I was going to go with "Bite Me" but I think I chose "Yeah. When you do that."

Nothing quite like being makeup-less, unshowered, while in a tunic and too-tight stretchy pants, slumped because of a thrown-out back, being compared to an undernourished thousand-pound man to make me feel as fat and ugly as humanly possible. A checkmark for today!