There would never be an "escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only an "escalator temporarily stairs; sorry for the convenience"

So I hit the library and ended up getting 8 books (all either mystery or about shopping, hahaha) as well as 1 book-on-tape (mystery) and 5 Ray Bradbury short stories -on-tape (hahaha).

Then

I hit Barnes & Noble and scoured the shelves. I pulled out a(n attractive man-smelling) piece of paper and made a huge list of books I want to read.

Haha, I'm such a nutcase.