"It's the portal to the wrinkle in time" -Clarke

I am going to SAN FRANCISCO tomorrow. I have to get up at 4 a.m. to leave Orem at 5 a.m. to get to the Salt Lake City International Airport by 6 a.m. to leave Utah by 8 a.m.

Oh heavens.

So, yeah... I won't be around here til late Sunday night or Monday morning. Stay off the grass.


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"It's because they're high school boys. Walk yourself down to a freshmen ward and you'd be like fly paper in a pile of poo." -Aliesha
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"I was trying to think of something that had a lot of flies." -Aliesha
"Decomposing bodies?" -Susannah
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"San Francisco is the portal to men... It's the portal to the wrinkle in time." -Clarke, giving guy advice to Meridith
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"Do this: Put your hand over your heart and say: 'I, Meridith, promis to have a great time in San Francisco to the point I am shooting whipped cream out my nose" -Clarke
"...and looking through the portal to the wrinkle in time" -Aliesha
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"Youre stuck in a cave. You're naked...but you're in high heels. Youre inches from pure death. Starts with an A ends with an X, costs $10,000, would you buy it? You have $9,000 in cash, but you can put $1,000 on your credit card?" -Clarke
"No" - Aliesha
"It's an Acura mdx" -Clarke