Yesterday my mom woke me up very early, telling me about Hyrum's birth. I quickly fell back to sleep. I got up around 11. I messed around the house, including playing on here, for a little bit. I got ready for church and was almost nearly on time. I sat on a couch in the foyer and was eventually joined by three guys. My eyes kept closing and refusing to open, I may have fallen asleep for a bit there. After the meeting ended I decided I would rather see Hyrum than hang around with people I hated in high school.
On my way to the hospital I was rearended (I was in the Beetle). Lovely. It wasn't too bad, though, just a few scrapes of the paint.
After visiting with Deborah and Hyrum for over an hour, I went home. After dinner I laid down in my bed, thinking I'd just lie there for a minute. I woke up a few hours later.
Just after 8 I went over to The Honeyman's. We went to his Ward Prayer and stuff, and didn't get home 'til 11-something. The front door was locked and I still can't find my keys since when my mom "cleaned" up some of my stuff. I knocked about fifty gajillion times, and rang the doorbell twice. Finally I used The Honeyman's cellphone and called the house. My dad opened the door for me.
I messed around here on my computer for a few hours and then got in bed. I couldn't sleep at all. At one point I glanced over at my clock and it said 3:27. Ugh.
This morning I got up at 6:30, as usual. I went back to bed at about 6:50 and slept til 9:00. I immediately started working on my Scarlet Letter homework because I am so dang sick of it and want to get it done once and for all.
At about 4:30 Sarah came over. We hung out for a while, including watching two episodes of Law & Order: SVU, until about 8:30. The Honeyman picked me up and we went with his friend Leesa to The Old Spaghetti Factory. Honeyman wouldn't let me get fettuccini alfredo. I ended up getting spinach tortellini stuffed with meat and cheese with alfredo sauce. It was surprisingly good, hahaha.
After Leesa dropped us back off at Honeyman's car, Carson-The-Love-Machine, we drove around and talked for a while. (They just put in a new Family Dollar behind the Chevron and credit union on 8th North just past State, when the crapola did that get there?)
We have the most random subject-jumping coversations. We would make one wacked out reality show.
H: "You just know they want you to kiss them, ya know?"
S: "No."
H: "Oh yeah, ha, no you don't. You just know when you're that close because of the way they're looking at you, how they're breathing, and stuff like that."
S: "Hmmm, you should write a book."
H: "Ha, yeah. Did you know there's a black Dr. Phil?"
S: "Yeah, he's not as cool."
H: "Dr. Phil is cool 'cause he's a redneck."
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H: "I tell people 'I don't talk politics with Susannah anymore. We just can't do it. I am a way liberal Democrat...'"
S: "No you're not. You're a moderate, if that. Barely left of the middle."
H: "I know. And I say '...she is a crazy conservative Republican who will never change her ways, ever.'"
S: "Why change when I know perfection?"
H: "HA! Whatever."
S: "When else do you talk crap about me?"
H: "Never! And that's not crap, that's the truth."
S: "No it's not. I'm not crazy, you're a nerd. ...Not sure why I said nerd; ignore that."
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H: "I think you are much more attractive than [Her]. Besides, there was that one time I kissed you."
S: "Haha! Well, kinda."
H: "Kinda? What do you mean 'kinda'?"
S: "No. Well, that was...ummm. That was odd."
H: "And I... Hey, did you say that was odd? Well, thanks a lot!"
S: "Haha, I didn't mean odd. [trailing off] I meant, strange. No, wait, just umm...whatever."
H: "[midsentence]...And so I think I'm going to just call her and be like 'listen baby, we've gotta talk.'"
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S: "What the crap? Is that a G-Dub on their front porch??? Eeeewww, it's a Kerry Standup!"
H: "Yeah, that's Kerry."
S: [sees 6 yard signs and posters everywhere] "Aaaah, They're a bunch of freakin' LIBERALS!!!"
H: [punches my leg] "Hey!"
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H: "But I do agree with you that Bush is more attractive than Kerry."
S: "Thank you."
H: "But John Edwards is attractive."
S: "Eww, why does everyone say that? No he is NOT!"
H: "If he was a Republican you would think he was!"
S: "No I would not! Dick Cheney is a Republican and I'm not hot for him!"
H: "Eww, Dick Cheney."
S: "He's more attractive than John Edwards!"
H: "Eww, no he's not. And Edwards has that southern thing going on, ya know."
S: "Gross, sick, and wrong."
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