Weird, random, and long. Enjoy!

Stole this, of course...

1. Your name spelled backwards: Hannasus

2. Where were your parents born? Mom in Chicago, Illinois; Dad in Provo, Utah.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A picture of George Gray (host of Weakest Link).

4. What's your favorite restaurant? PF Changs, Olive Garden, Chili's, most places.

5. Last time you swam in a pool? The first week of August with Caroline, Emma, & Honeyman.

6. Have you ever been in a school play? I was the Duchess of Newburg in Cinderella 4th grade, and I was the lady in charge of the orphanage in A Little Princess in Broadway Night (or something like that) for my Drama2 class in 8th grade. Back when I thought I was a thespian, hahahaha!!!

7. How many kids do you want? I tell Honeyman 9 because of the face he makes when he adds it to his "Why We Could Never Get Married" list. But more like 6.

8. Type of music you dislike most? Opera in German! (I'm just lucky those marionettes were interesting to watch!)

9. Are you registered to vote? Yes! I put a gigantic black X through the Republican box. (Mom- "Why?" Me- "I don't want anyone thinkin' I'm a freakin' liberal!!!")

10. Do you have cable? Nope, satellite

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Nope. I was freaked out enough on the back of a 4wheeler.

12. Ever prank call anybody? Not since CallerID became popular!

13. Ever get a ticket? :-( My one little speeding ticket two months ago. I still haven't paid it...oops.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? "The Rocket" at Lagoon is the closest I will ever get.

15. Farthest place you ever traveled. Germany, Austria, Belgium airport. I have no idea which is the farthest.

16. Do you have a garden? My momma does, and I live here, so umm....sure

17. What's your favorite comic strip? GET FUZZY!!!

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yeah. Learned it to sing at the Stadium of Fire (the year Donny Osmond came down in a helicopter).

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower in morning. (Bubble bath some nights with candles, Duncan Sheik CDs, and an InStyle magazine in M&D's jacuzzi bathtub.)

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Napoleon Dynamite or Bourne Supremacy

21. Favorite pizza topping? Pineapple!

22. Chips or popcorn? Popcorn: Carmel, if I made it or with those cool white cheddar seasonings, if at the movies.

23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear? Lipliner and gloss, usually. Otherwise dark red.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What the heck?!?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? "Walk, walk, walk, step & pivot." Nope.

26. Orange Juice or apple? Ummm, neither. Orange, if pulp-free with tons of ice.

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? The Family to Outback Steakhouse.

28. Favorite type candy bar? Whatchamicallits or Skor

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? This will be my very first time. Go GDubya!

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Ick. Unfortunately Sunday.

31. Have you ever won a trophy? I've won a piece of paper that says "Outstanding Participation" and one that says "Most Supportive Debater". Oooo, I'm cool.
NO, WAIT!!! I won my 100 point trophy for piano!

32. Are you a good cook? Carmel popcorn? yes. Pasta and sauces? yes. Random chicken dishes? yes. Boxed meals? heavens, yes. Much else? not really.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? I know, but I let Honeyman do it. If the boy wants to be chivalrous who am I to stop him?

34. Ever order a product from an infomercial? Ummm, saw it on an infomercial, bought it on eBay.

35. Sprite or 7-up? Diet Pepsi.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Nope.

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Prozac. Generic Prozac, to be exact.

38. Ever thrown up in public? In the back of the van when I was about 5, yeah.

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Finding true love in a millionaire. ;-) Only joshin' Meridith.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in ogling at first sight.

41. Ever call a 1-900 number? Oh heavens!

42. Can ex's be friends? Wouldn't know.

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Aliesha when she had Alexa.

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Hmmm, not tons, but cute and blonde.

45. What message is on your answering machine? My dad talking. Blah.

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Church Lady, GapGirls, the stuff from when I was little. (which means 1989-1994)

47. What was the name of your first pet? Furball. A cute grey kitten. My weird druggy neighbor gave him to me.

48. What is in your purse? * AT BOTTOM OF POST

49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime? watch TV :)

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? George, the VW Beetle

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10 Random Questions:

Q1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says
A1: "the most wonderful specimens of wintergreen that you" - The Scarlet Letter

Q2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A2: Nothing. But if I had Stretch Armstrong arms I would touch the microwave.

Q3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A3: The CSI marathon on SpikeTV & The Weakest Link

Q4: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A4: Hahahaha!!! Ummm, well, a really dumb song titled "Mormon Rap" ("I'm as funky as Donny and Marie"...don't worry, its not a serious song), Meridith & my mom talking, the water 'cause mom's washing dishes.

Q5: When did you last step outside?
A5: When I walked from the car to the house 5 hours ago.

Q6: What are you wearing?
A6: Paneled stretch flare blue jeans, a red button up shirt, and a barrette holding my hair in a ponytail.

Q7: What if you had a magic wand?
A7: I'd kick Hermione's butt, the little goodygoody.

Q8: Complete the following: "I'm different from all my friends because..."
A8: I can name Lance Bass' shoe size, birth city, brother-in-law, as well as great-grandfather. Oh, and ummm... I'm over a size 4, I have a crush on Ted Allen of Queer Eye, and I refer to my favorite episodes of CSI by their NAME (thats sad).

Q9: You are stranded on a mountain, your friend has died, you have no food and if you don’t eat soon you too will die.. would you eat your friend?
A9: I would pinch myself and realize I was dreaming because why the heck would I be ON a mountain (fear of heights) unless it was Sqauw Peak...in that case I'd wait for some couple to drive up lookin' for a lil action and catch a ride.

Q10: What was the last song you listened to?
A10: Sarah- "Whatcha doin'?" Susannah- "Blasting Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty' and dancing provocatively around the kitchen." Sarah- "Provocatively?" Susannah- "Well, as provocative as a chunky white girl with no rhythm can."


(stolen from Ladybird_67 She's hilarious.)


* Purse contents:
- 27 tickets from the arcade in NewYork, NewYork Hotel & Casino
- a napkin from Planet Hollywood, Vegas
- driver's license
- Lane Bryant gift card
- movie tickets to Mean Girls, Napoleon Dynamite, White Chicks, Bourne Supremacy,
- game schedule for the Provo Angels baseball team
- TONS of receipts
- two tickets to Saints & Soilders premiere a month ago
- a business card of the school I want to go to in Vegas
- a UTA bus transfer paper
- $28 in cash
- a bunch of pennies
- an Institute pad of paper
- three mini catalogs from jewelry stores
- an unmailed letter to Elder ZackyZack
- a bunch of blank white papers
- a Burger Bar: Las Vegas business card
- a picture Honeyman drew
- my shopping list turned scratch paper
- a paper with Ben's email address on it
- a bunch of papers with random notes between Honeyman & me scribbled on them
- lots of programs from various church meetings
- a coupon for a 99 cent souvenir mug I got from a weird lady on the Vegas strip
- an old ToDo list
- a half filled out job application
- a black rock from The Mirage Hotel & Casino
- my keys including 8 keychains and 2 keys, one to an vehicle we don't have anymore
- half of a piece of paper that once had Mandy's email address on it
- Oooo, just found the other half
- 4 tubes of pink lip gloss; different shades
- one tube of white glittery lip gloss; Meridith's, hahaha
- one double-sided dry erase marker
- one normal pen
- two markers, blue and yellow
- two Institute pens
- 19 jelly pens; pastel, glittery, metallic, and neon colors
- one foundation/cover-up compact
- one tube of Clinique Lash Doubling mascara
- one bottle of candy apple red nail polish
- one blush compact in brown/tan
- one blush brush
- one large eyeshadow brush
and
- one fortune cookie fortune