'Better Business Solutions' my right kneecap!!!

Dear Mr. Attractive UPS Man,

Nowhere does it say a fast-moving vehicle must screech to a halt merely because you've started walking across the street. Especially when you start this trek to the other side twenty feet in front of said vehicle.
When driver of said vehicle attempts to slow down, in the hopes that you will: A) stop walking, and B) retreat from whence you came, do NOT continue walking in said vehicles direct path!
When driver of said vehicle attempts to swerve out of the way, squeezing between you and your ugly butt brown truck DO NOT say into driver's open window "You trying to kill me?" because in this case YES, yes I am.

And "Bite me, Brown Boy." IS an appropriate remark for driver to yell out said window.

Let's try to remember this next time you are walking in front of my car.

Kisses,
Susannah



"I feel bad for people who don't kiss much before marriage. Because after marriage? ...hardly at all.
Those who don't kiss a lot before marriage, you know they're bad. You've gotta get experience!" -Cindy