"He's calling China!"

I know it is something people don't usually admit, and can be considered conceded, but dang it, I crack myself up!!
I make myself laugh more than anyone else does. If I say something witty I will most likely repeat it throughout the day, continuously cracking myself up.

A lot of times I talk without thinking, and usually end up saying something stupid, or say it in a weird way.

For example- On Saturday, while just waking up at Deborah & Aaron's house, I heard a bunch of beeps: Aaron was dialing the phone. Someone said, "Thats a lot of numbers" (or I thought it...I'm not sure, hahaha) I said in my high-pitched, squeaky, still-asleep voice "He's calling China!!!" Hahahaha!

I'm so weird.