Oh my heck. I don't think I ever stopped laughing during that whole phone call! Either I'm really tired, or Honeyman starts rambling more random things when he's sick:
H- "I hate him, I hate him, I don't know him, but I hate him!"
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H- "I always call and we talk forever about nothing. It's not important stuff like, 'Oh my heck, did you see Jeanine's new haircut?!'."
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H- "I make you laugh, I don't have girls, but I make you laugh."
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Susannah- "I'm going to Vegas in two weeks."
Ryan- "You whore!"
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H- "It was one word like: 'whoa', 'aaaah', 'weee', or something."
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Susannah- "I was switching the phone from one ear to the other and smacked my forehead with the phone in the process."
Honeyman- "Let me tell you this one thing: that may be the dumbest you've ever done. I don't know if you feel the same way about it, but I feel very strongly."
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H- "Girls say they like a sense of humor BUT THEY LIE!!!"
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H- "I'm more confused than an immigrant on Tax Day."
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H- "You can have a whole conversation with yourself by just laughing!"
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H- "I think I like you because you make me laugh...because you laugh at me...because you laugh at my jokes...I mean because I can make you laugh."
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H- "My poor wife. She'll be laying there next to me and I'll suddenly be like, 'Gesundheit!'"
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H- "You bad-word-that-starts-with-a-Q!!!" (Q? Huh?)
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Susannah- "Yeah, I was there."
Honeyman- "I don't think you were."
Susannah- "I may have been with someone else and that same thing happened."
Honeyman- "NO!"
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H- "I'm getting fat, I'm thinking about starting to wear just sweaters. I'm suffering from fatpersonphobia. It's where you wear ugly, frumpy clothes to hide your figure."
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!
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