In conjunction with his "trying out" for it: 7, in Vegas; 21, home
In conjunction with Me wanting to/going to see them: 12, in Vegas, 9 so far, home
Number of times Susannah pointed out a wedding chapel: Every freaking time
Number of times Ryan pointed out Treasures or Little Darlings: at least 172
Number of times Susannah said "my booty shorts": 23
Number of times Ryan referred to The Worlds Largest Gift Shop as "The Worlds Biggest Store of Crap": every time
Number of times Susannah referred to the T.I. Sirens as "Sluts on Water": 12, which is every time
Number of times Ryan replied to my request to go in a gift shop with "There's nothing in there but cheap crap, of course you want to go in.": at least 9/10ths of the time
Number of times Susannah's cleavage was ogled: 17
Number of times Ryan said "I owe you one raunchy striptease": At least 7 times a day after we bought that movie
Number of times Susannah did the "come here" dance: 4
Number of times Ryan mocked Susannah's "come here" dance: 11
Number of times Drunks talked to us: 4
Number of times Ryan said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas": 9
Number of times Susannah made Ryan so annoyed he wanted to go home: only 2, shockingly
Number of times Ryan made Susannah play the "What do you think [celebrity] is doing RIGHT NOW?" game: 4
More "number of times" to come... I just can't remember them all.
Random quotes from our trip:
Ryan: "Circus Circus- The Wal-Mart of Casinos."
Ryan: "You need to join AA." Me thinking AAA: "For what, the discounts?"
"It smells good...It smells like Ryan." I could've sworn Caroline said this, but she denies it and Emma claims it.
Susannah- "What did you say, Em?"
Emma- "It smells like Ryan."
Susannah- "What did you say before that?"
Emma- "Eeeeeww"
(Not even to Mesquite yet) The Honeyman: "I want to be in Utah already!!!"
Honeyman: "I don't want to be sitting here for five hours, I am sick of driving, we're not even out of Nevada yet and MY LEFT SIDE IS HOT!!!"
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